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Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Life as a cat

OK, so I don't offend any of you cat lovers, it has come to my attention after posting my "life as a dog" posting that some of you (well one of you) have thought about what life would be like as a cat. Personally I think life as a cat would be kinda disgusting. Licking my fur and puking it up, sitting in a box of sand or whatever to do my thing and being left outside to fend for myself. Not to mention the fact that most people hate cats...

Now not everyone believes this kind of life would be too bad. Stephanie Ann says, "all they(cats) do is eat, sleep and poop all day long...and they get to stay inside all day. Now that would be the life. I swear, nothing and nobody sleeps as much as a cat..wouldn't that be nice!"

So I guess life as a cat appeals to some... Doesn't make any sense to me :)

just a thought

weapher

3 comments:

KCarey said...

Hey, and don't forget all the scratching that they do on furniture. Some cats have total run of the house. Depending on who are you are. Keith, just think though, they don't have to clean up their own fur ball puke, somebody else will do that, especially after it has been sitting and gets really dried and crusty, HMM nothing like it.

Keith C said...

No way dude, people wouldn't let cats scratch their furniture would they? That is ludicrous. And the thought of dried crusty puke is enough to make one sick...blah!

You need to check yourself and quit exaggerating...

Stephanie Ann said...

I believe you two are forgetting the stupid and gross things dogs do...like, eat poop. Yes, a lot of dogs eat poop they find, no matter how old, or who's. Also, they roll in gross smelling things, ie poop, puke, dirt, etc. Don't forget about the dogs that steal dirty underwear and you can only guess what they do with that...and they smell often. Gross, dog smell. Theres nothing worse than gross dog smell. So really, dogs are disgusting and gross and tend to smell most of the time. I rest my case...